Wow, does Tremaine ever ask for it? He begs for it, actually. He is constantly pleading with people to attack and punish him in some type of way. Why would anyone invite another human being to treat them in this manner? Well, he doesn’t do it directly. It’s more with his actions. What’s the golden rule, “Do unto others before they do unto you.” Well, Jeff lives by that motto and it really comes back to bite him in the ass a lot. When you are constantly stirring shit, expect to end up in the cauldron sometimes. And that’s precisely where Jeff ends up in this next bit with Eddie Barbanell. Unfortunately, I get dumped into the pot with Jeffy. Thanks a lot, Eddie, thanks JxPx. —Knoxville

(photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA; 2008)