
Never mind the candy apples and razor blades—here’s the Kosick-o’-lantern! Happy All Hallows Eve from jackassworld, you little pagan bastards, and don’t forget to thank Glenn Danzig, John Carpenter, Tori Spelling, and Tim Burton in your prayers tonight.
(special thanks to Nick G. for the pumpkin carving; photo by Mike G.; Hollywood, CA; 2008)