anatomy of a g-string, starring manny puig

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These webclips feature stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. MTV and the producers must insist that no one attempt any activity performed on the site.

The other night, Friday to be precise, I spent two hours typing this whole wall of words that I thought I could possibly highlight certain sections thereof to create the shape of a penis. The words really were secondary in this too-conceptual-for-its-own-good idea, but I still put a certain amount of effort into them just in case anyone seriously tried to digest them. But after painstakingly highlighting and hyperlinking each penile slice in the lines of the post, I went to preview the fucker only to realize that the margins of the post in Wordpress didn’t match that of the actual “blog” entry. So the big pink penis form that I’d spent way too long crafting translated into a sickly amoeba of no sexual sort whatsoever. Anyway, for all you failed DVD Easter egg hunters out there, here’s Manny straight from the goofy set of Wildboyz in 2004.