jackassworld

I know you guys are as disappointed and angry as I am that last night ended on a technicality like it did. That was complete bullshit. Look at the tape, I was still wanting to go but the refs were holding me down. I bet the “Great” Khali’s Vietnamese translator payed them off to physically hold me down and whisk me away on a stretcher out of the ring. Khali was lucky, too, because I was about to unleash my indefensible “Knoxville Bomb” finishing move back on his big fat Wookie head. And that little midget is in for it, too. Wait until Wee Man sees what he did to me. He is going to be more than a “little” mad, I will tell you that right now! Okay then, I am going to try and hold down some food now, but it is goddamn hard to do in this neck noose I have to wear. It sucks, but it’s doctor’s orders you know.

Sincerely and spittin’ mad,

Knoxville

Watch where it all started:

	one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer – the great khali
	johnny knoxville’s rebuttal to the great khali
	“the great kahli has a small weee wee”