jackassworld

If you haven’t dropped by jackassworld in a while—ahem, CaityJane—then by god it must look like an entirely different monster. The long bandied about Phase One* of the redesign process has descended like the Angel of Death to paint everything black, but beyond the cosmetic makeover we just added a brand spanking new video player and tried to make it a less painful process** overall to unearth the videos, photos, and everything else that has crawled off the home page and died in our archive the past seven months (shit, maybe that’s where all the fleas in the office are coming from…). Yes, ever since the jackassworld 24-hour takeover in February, we’ve posted, on average, two new things a day. I’m too stupid dumb and shit to do the math, but even a moron knows that adds up to a lot of random ass content. But don’t just take my convoluted word for it—see for yourself:

• new shit: This is where you go to find the latest daily shit to land on jackassworld. Sometimes it literally is shit, but that’s really only when Dimitry is feeling exceptionally motivated.

• favorite shit: For the newcomers and/or latecomers, here is a video playlist loaded up with some of Jeff Tremaine’s “favorite shit” posted on jackassworld over the past several months.

• original programming: Sure, it all began with jackass, but that’s no reason to stop there. I mean, we certainly aren’t, so here’s the destination page for our all-new original content in show-based form.

• photo of the day: Every day, or more like every other day, well, sometimes even once a week, we post up a new photo. Here’s the place to check them out.

• everything else: Some things we do simply can’t be categorized, so this here is the internment camp for all else.

• jackass: Whether you want to see old show clips, never-before-seen videos, or just about anything else related to jackass, here you go—I mean, this is where you should go. So go. Go now. But wait, there’s more!

• wildboyz: Same deal as above. All things Wildboyz. Get buck-naked and run amok in this hot and steamy jungle of video. You won’t be sorry.

• music: For the sounds related to jackass, stop by and check out Roger Alan Wade, Loomis Fall, Scream For Me, The Deadly Syndrome, HDR, and more!

In the biggest news this week—nay, make that gargantuan, Johnny Knoxville will be going little toe to big toe against the Great Khali during the WWE’s upcoming Monday Night Raw wrestle fest. Don’t forget him in your prayers this weekend (the Great Khali, I mean, because it must be very hard to go through life with an itsy-bitsy tallywhacker and I’m sure he wouldn’t mind a little divine intervention in the least). And to get you in the proper wrasslin’ mood, we’ll be posting up the former bout (rout?) between the Wildboyz and Umaga circa 2006. To get you in an altogether different mood, though, on Sunday we’ll be posting up the second installment of “Mister Merlin’s Show and Tell,” where he takes Knoxville on a field trip through the S&M anals—whoops, aisles of the Stockroom. Be afraid… be very afraid.

In crazy community news, congratulations to Scottish Emma and Australian Cassey for stumbling upon a previously unknown familial relationship to one another. Stranger things have happened, I guess, and considering this is jackassworld I’d have to believe it will only get more and more bizarre with time. So if you haven’t formally joined the community yet, do so now and you just may discover a long lost relative! Or worse!

* What’s coming down the pike in Phase Two? All sorts of new poo… and even some really, really old poo.

** Yes, we are aware there are a number of bugs that still need to be dealt with—the unsightly comments for one and what now appears to be foreign-based video-viewing issues—and we’re doing all we can to squash the technical fuckers in a timely manner amid dealing with the real live flea circus here in our office. But we shall prevail! Although maybe not Wolfie. I don’t know if it’s the nickname, the body hair, or what, but he’s getting sucked alive by the pesky little vermin…

(photo by Sean Cliver; Los Angeles, CA; 2008)