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Part 8

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The web software appears to still be working, and apparently that homosexuality yesterday really got you in the mood? Guess what? We’re down to “very, very upset.” “Very” squared! I sure hope we reach the simply “upset” level by the time we’re done. But you really need to start watching these, AND enjoying them. What’s not to enjoy about today’s two pieces? We got the lady boys of Thailand shaking their shit and Orcas in Argentina biting the heads off of baby seals! This is amazing stuff. Obviously it’s not as amazing as footage of a baby seal biting the head off of a lady boy from Thailand. Unfortunately we do not have any footage of baby seals biting the heads off of lady boys of Thailand. No one does. Of either head. That would be epic footage, I know. And if there was anyone in the world who could get footage of a baby seal jumping out of the water and biting off the head (as I said, either head) of a lady boy of Thailand, it would be the Wildboyz. It happens. Rarely, but there have been reports of baby seals biting off the heads of lady boys. I bet if the Wildboyz decided they wanted to get that footage, they’d probably get a shot of a baby seal chomping off the lady boy’s skull, and then nippin’ off the head of her penis. That’s one hungry baby seal! Double whammy! Ouch!