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Part 6

Part 7

We’re back to being very³ upset. That’s “very,” cubed. You’re being gay by not watching these Wildboyz posts. Or should I say, you’re not being gay enough. Because we know you like the gay shit. You wouldn’t be at this website reading this shit if you didn’t. And so in this double header, we’re offering you the gayest of the gay. It gets so gay, that Steve-O has a little temper tantrum. Apparently both Danny Way and Steve-O’s father got into his ear and convinced him that the show was turning a much brighter shade of pink than previous seasons and that he should probably sail the boat in the other direction for a minute. I have to agree: there’s only so long one can withstand Pontius’ advances. He’s a real Romeo and he’ll get both men and women to do things they never thought they’d do. Why, when I was in college, Chris would accompany me to frat parties. I was never in a fraternity, but I enjoyed fighting fraternity brothers. They always wanted to fight over something, plus they were perfectly harmless. It wasn’t hard to get ‘em going, but one sure fire way to get them hoppin’ mad was homosexuality. Chris and I would alert the house that we were dirty and that we needed to take a shower, thus inviting everyone to come watch the spectacle of Chris and I—nude—taking a shower together. You wanna know how to piss off a bunch of faggots who don’t think they’re faggots? Act like faggots. Boy do they hate it when you rub their faces in it. I think they were just jealous. If you’ve seen Chris’ cock—who hasn’t?—it’s no wonder. The point is, Chris has been wooing men for years now. He’s also been acting up on planes for some time now, too. There’s some real doozies! (Hopefully we can get a copy of the article he wrote about his airline escapades.) In this particular tale his airborne bad behavior causes him to miss his connection and lands him a long layover at the Black Mamba airport.