jackassworld

“hey rick, i thought mike was already pretty relaxed when you told him to relax.”
—chris pontius to a semi-argumentative rick kosick, during a meeting about the road trip

“that idiot ehren is already pissing me off.”
—chris pontius, the morning of the road trip before we’d even left the office

“i’m gonna make a new rule—you’re not allowed to talk to me until after noon.”
—preston lacy to ehren mcghehey, the second day of the road trip

“those people fucking reek of church.”
—mike kassak, observing some people on the street

“the russian QA team found some colorful russian phrases on the jackassworld community landing page. their concern was that these phrases had snuck in as part of the work that we’re doing around language localization.”
—a recent communiqué from the flux development team

“we’re at the internet/rehab state of our career.”
—chris pontius

“he’s got dick problems.”
—dimitry elyashkevich to some random kid, when asked why johnny knoxville wasn’t on the road trip

“i’m the penis to ehren’s vagina.”
—katie89, a community member

“okay, i legitimately fucked that one up.”
—mike g., after running a red light and endangering the lives of sean cliver, dimitry elyashkevich, mike kassak, and scott manning on the road trip

“that’s not a park, that’s a fucking prison.”
—mike kassak, about the new lake cunningham skate park in san jose, california