jackassworld

Not long after leaving the Grey Wolf Cellars winery in Paso Robles, CA, we pulled off the southbound 101 at a random cave that Mike Kassak and Chris Pontius remembered from their youthful days of growing up in San Luis Obispo. The moment we set our eyes on the wildery little cave, visions of Garbage Man began dancing in our heads so JxPx Blackmon ran back to the van to get some black duct tape that Pontius specifically requested. I only mention this, because in years past he’d always used black “gaffers” tape, which is a much more “low-tack” tape, as opposed to the “high-tack” properties of duct tape. Soon after stripping down and applying the tape to Garbage Man’s junk, Chris realized something was terribly amiss as the tape gripped him in ways that it had never gripped before. While doing so, though, a considerably fermented Loomis Fall popped his head between Pontius’s legs in a surprising tea bag position. Grapes—friend or foe? You be the judge.

(photo by Sean Cliver; San Luis Obispo, CA; 2008)