jackassworld

Have you ever seen those little league baseball camp commercials on ESPN? They have kids in uniforms doing really weird militaristic/robot drills? When I saw those years ago, I realized that skateboarding could use a little discipline, a little training and hard work. You skate for fun? Yeah, right. You skate to win. You skate to be better than your bros. I know I do. There’s nothing satisfying about making a trick by yourself. I only learn tricks so I can do them in front of my bros to show them how much better I am than them. So if you’re a real skater like me, you’ll enroll in my skate camp. DO IT! Don’t be a pussy. And if you rearrange the letters in my name, Eric Nevada, it actually spells someone else’s name. Unlike Johnny Knoxville. If you rearrange his fake name you get stupid shit like “vex honk jolly inn.” What the hell does that mean? That’s not radical. Eric Nevada will show you what radical is.