Well, it’s been over a month since I wrote Southwest Airlines, but they finally responded. And while Mr. Espinoza composed a very polite response, it’s essentially a very long winded way of saying, “Yeah, we got your letter and we read it.” He “recognizes” my frustration, but offers no solutions. Worst of all, I didn’t get dick. Usually they throw in some free drink tickets or something. Nope. Nothing. Stingy bastards.
Still, I take some satisfaction from the fact that this guy not only had to read my big, dumb, long letter, but he also had sit down and write his own big, dumb, long letter. HA! I showed them! Fucking fuckers.