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By the time this posts, it has been almost a month since the last installment of the viewer mail. For those of you who actually look forward to this segment, I will bore you with the details why. Among other things, the hiatus was due in part to the recent extraction of my wisdom teeth, Rick being busier in the editing room since one of our editors took a temporary leave of absence to hang with 50 Cent, the planning of the California “Skate Spot” road trip that will depart Los Angeles next week, and the small task of making sure that Bam, Ryan, Loomis, and Dimitry got safely in and out of China and North Korea on the recent Gumball 3000 rally. (How’s that for a run-on sentence, Cliver?) [ed. Note: It’s actually Carnie that’s copy editing this one and technically that isn’t a run-on sentence because it was just a long list, and it was well executed, keep up the good work Mike, we’re proud of you, you’re doing a great job, treat yourself to some horse fuckin’—that was a run-on sentence.] Basically, production has been ramping up in the jackassworld headquarters, which has put mail responses on the figurative back-burner, as well as the fact that the mail has taken a bit of a spike since I mentioned that we have run out of stickers. Thus, we waited to stockpile some good stuff. (Sorry to Dania that you had to wait so long for us to open your goodies…)

For those of you whom we owe “thank you” responses to (you know who you are since I have contacted most of you personally and apologized for my ineptitude), it looks like it will be another two weeks before you see anything from us since I will be going on the road with some of the boys next week, only to return to be buried in piles of receipts the following week in an attempt to make sense of the ridiculous amount of money we’ll have spent tearing up the California coast during the final week of September. Just know that I have a list and I make good on my promises. That includes you, Greg E. Boy. It also includes Kat Von H all the way in Germany. And, Joanne in the U.K. And, Sam in Texas. And, Amanda for the now infamous ‘Angry String.’

By the way, I am very fond of a new page that popped up in the jackassworld community a couple of weeks ago, “Save A Stamp, Lick Mike G.” The proprietor of the page thinks I hate it, but she (or he—we here at jackassworld are equal opportunity employers) did not hear that from me.

Finally, if anyone in New Jersey knows the address of a girl who is missing her graduation dog, please message me. We appreciate the gesture, but we’d like to return the pooch to its rightful owner. —Mike G.

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