“i don’t have to hurt myself, all i have to do is dress for work!”
—greg wolf, on his natural ability to produce content for the site
“you know what makes people happy around here? making fun of cripples—mental and physical.”
—dimitry elyashkevich
“funny thing about octogenarians is that they really don’t care about STDs.”
—jeff tremaine
“how am i supposed to go to the emmys party this weekend?! i’ll look stupid!”
—greg wolf, regarding the penis wee man drew on his arm sling
“yeah, it’s not like it was silly string.”
—derek freda, when rick kosick was berating wolfie about being pissed about his arm sling getting drawn on