jackassworld

When it comes to celebrating goofy days of the week or showing some kind of team spirit, count me the fuck out. Yes, that’s right, I’m one of those noncompliant jerks that purposely goes out of his way not to wear green on St. Patrick’s Day, even though I have a wee bit o’ the Irish going on with my first name (but not in my liver). Most of this stems from my formative days in school, I suspect, back when they had those designated days where everyone wore a certain color or costume for god knows what assimilatory reason. What’d they call them, pep rallies? Sorry, reindeer games are gay. Anyway, I may be a real stick in the mudchute when it comes to this stuff, but that’s no reason the site can’t play along with the theme de jour. So here you go, talk like a pirate on September 19th. Argh. Matey. Ahoy. Blow me down. Pass me the pegboy. Grrrr…