jackassworld

I don’t know about you, nor in some (occasionally many) instances do I want to, but I look forward to seeing a good blooper and outtake reel on most any DVD I rent or buy. If there isn’t, I feel cheated. Kind of like an involuntary fart during sex where an organism is never achieved due to uncontrollable fits of giggling. But what’s worse is when there is an outtake extra-feature and some dumbass editor or director went and turned it into a chopped up, overly dicey, slapstick music video of sorts, at which point I just want to go berserk and metaphorically drive my car into one of those sidewalk TV or movie production shoots that jam up traffic on Los Angeles surface streets. So I’m happy to say that in our dumbed down world of Dickhouse entertainment, we deliver the funny as straight as possibly can be, which, as you know, isn’t always that easy in the wonderfully ticklish and spicy world of the Wildboyz. It’s a crime this batch of Louisiana outtakes and bloopers never made it onto the DVD collection for Seasons 3 and 4, as it contains one of my most favorite quotes ever from Steve-O: “Chris, do you ever feel like you play a homosexual bulemic on TV?”

As a side note of no particular interest, my son is on the verge of losing his first tooth. It’s not quite ready to be yanked out yet, but it is rather wiggly and has somewhat impacted his ability to eat most any food not of a puke-like consistency. Consequently, my wife has become rather inventive in the kitchen to accommodate his crippled eating habits. Her most recent concoction is a pureed can of soup that has since been christened as “Bloop.” Naturally the kid loves it, because not only does it slide down his throat with ease but it’s fun to say and rhymes with “poop.”