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In the first official semi-pre-produced segment of the Purple Pony Chronicles, Shanna sits down with her two favorite sexual advisors, Steve-O and Chris Pontius, with director Johnny Knoxville offscreen. Right out of the gate the three discuss awkward scenarios that arise from poor sexual hygiene, which prompts Steve-O to display how he’s let himself go in the pubic region of late. Following the bemused response to a question about finding a cure for premature male ejaculation, Chris and Steve-O reminisce about the series of backseat beat-off contests that took place between them on the 2001 Gumball Rally. Springboarding from matters of the wiener to expounding upon the vagina, the boys address everything from foul odors and how to address them to the predicament of throwing a hot dog down Main Street. And it just wouldn’t be a Purple Pony show without the perennial standby question: “Given the choice between a really great blowjob and actual sex, what would a guy choose?”