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Today’s news will be limited in scope at best. I say this because I can’t even get on the site right now due to some errant Flux midgets and I’m feeling a severe disconnect from the world of jackass and the lunacy it comprises. Actually, the site hasn’t worked right here in the office ever since Rick Kosick made off with Josh’s computer, a/k/a “the website,” during his infamous live moments on the lunatic fringe late Wednesday afternoon. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, then I suggest checking out the latest jackassworld live replay featuring Kosick, Josh, and Amanda’s not-so-innocent can of Irrational Fits of Uncontrollable Rage String™. Good times indeed, considering we weren’t even going to go live at all for fear of not being to be able to top the previous week’s Sign Of The Fox show. But if you haven’t seen any of us poking around the back alleyways in the community or responding to our mail during the day, well, that’s the fluxing reason why. Actually, it’s probably for the best given the extremely deviant twist the community has taken of late.

This weekend we’ll commence a roll out of the jackass gumball rally special from 2001. The entire special will be broken into five episodes of a sort with the first posting up on Saturday, August 30th. Basically, between this and the 24-hour primer that posted up on Thursday, we’re just buying time for Dimitry and Seth to start hacking away at all the raw footage from the most recent Gumball Rally with Bam, Ryan Dunn, and Loomis that included both democratic and communist stops in San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Las Vegas, North Korea, and China.

This Saturday we’ll also have an extra-special pre-taped presentation of the Purple Pony Chronicles direct from rehab with Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and the show’s fireball hostess herself, Shanna. So prepare yourself accordingly as the three discuss such educational topics as sexual hygiene, competitive masturbation among friends at high speeds in foreign countries, mammoth cave-like vaginas, and all sorts of other cocksucking things. Did you know “cocksucker” was a formerly banned word on jackassworld? It’s not now!

Looking on up from the bottom at the future before us, we’ll be filming all new stuff with Eddie Barbanell next week, so look forward to Buttzville and more…much more.