jackassworld

One of our resident community members here, Katherine, recommended this site that lists all the goofy holidays and events crammed within the confines of the Christian-based calendar. Today, for instance, there were like five or six entirely random things going on, the majority of which could be termed as “Bullshit or not?” to steal an episodic reference from Amazon Women on the Moon (R.I.P. Lana Clarkson). One, however, somewhat fit the Wildboyz bill for today’s archive pick, and that would be from Chris Pontius and Steve-O’s visit to the Kama Sutra temple in Khajuraho, India. You see, today is supposedly “National Kiss and Make Up Day,” and that’s precisely what transpired following a series of rather heated homophobic moments when Steve-O declined to participate in an educational tutorial on sexual positioning for maximum and sustained mutual pleasure (the outtakes from which were exceptionally entertaining, but the bit was already so long and hard in nature that unfortunate cuts needed to be made).

Incidentally, a great behind-the-scenes debate was attached to this bit, specifically where the one man is talking about the various temple sculptures and man having sex with the animals. It’s difficult to make out, but in his heavily accented English he says something that sounds like either “bear” or “bird.” Me myself, I was on the avian side of the argument, because I honestly can’t see a bear putting up with any sort of backdoor shenanigans, much less any man putting his tallywhacker on the line in such an idiotic manner. (Please correct me if I’m wrong, but the very idea of this screams Darwin Award.) However, Jeff Tremaine, being the grand poobah of all things Wildboyz, declared otherwise. But fuck that. If I’m going to have to choose between a bear and a bird in a hypothetical sexy universe…well, I’ll take the damn bird. Unless we’re talking about an ostrich, that is, because all you’re asking for in that scenario is one mean reverse donkey punch.