jackassworld

“i just bought him a camera, i’m not gonna buy him a hooker, too.”
—rick kosick, on taking earl parker to las vegas on assignment

“you got a week’s worth of footage out of my sorry ass.”
—greg wolf

“good thing you don’t have any merchandising deals because you really could’ve made some money.”
—rick kosick to greg wolf, regarding his recent exposure on jackassworld

“why, is cliver giving you shit again?”
—mrs. schmidt, when asked by her daughter amanda where the dictionary was

“she’s halfway to a sad panda.”
—seth casriel regarding katie89’s new member photo

“my five-year-old wants to do ‘wildkidz’ and run around in a thong covered in mud.”
—greg barbera, after letting his son watch wildboyz for the first time

“is it sad i have ehren on google alerts?”
—dania, a community member

“oh my god, he has the most perfect cock!”
—shanna’s blind date this past week about chris pontius

“i got a lot of new friend requests from san francisco because of that ‘photo of the day,’ so thanks a lot for that.”
—mike kassak, referring to the photo of the day with scott manning in which knoxville identified him, scott, and chris pontius as all having larger than normal doobers