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I don’t know what it is about dudes from San Luis Obispo, but they all got huge cranks. Chris Pontius has got a torpedo for a pee-pee (believe me, I know—I have seen it hundreds of times!), and Scott Manning, the shirtless hunk below, is rumored to have one AS big or slightly bigger than Party Boy himself. He grew up with Pontius in San Luis Obispo and has worked for us for years. I really can’t vouch firsthand about Scott’s joint, though, because he doesn’t love being naked like Pontius does. Pontius just hates clothes, and with a body like that I can’t blame him. Anyway, I digress, back to Scott’s penis. Yeah, he never shows it around the fellas. Pontius has definitely seen it, I mean, they have been best friends since childhood and during that length of time cocks do come out. What I am really trying to get to is that today is Scott’s birthday and me and all the boys would like to wish that Scott has a birthday just like his tallywacker: BIG, FAT, and HAPPY! Happy birthday, Scott!

Love, Knoxville