I don’t really look at The Onion that much anymore. Rarely. I stopped laughing out loud at it a few years ago. They lost the funny. Or perhaps I grew up and learned there are more entertaining things to do than reading lengthy articles on a computer screen? But Derek forwarded me a couple Onion pieces the other day that did indeed make me laugh out loud, this one regarding the “Ocular Penetration Restriction Act” on the Senate floor was probably the best. I, too, am sick of skull fucking.