tales from the dickhouse – crash loves marf
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Only eight months ago, before I was Tremaine’s assistant, I’d been stun-gunned a grand total of zero times. Seriously. Never been stunned before. I guess, up to that point in my life, I’ve successfully avoided psychopaths who run around with weapons meant for the defenseless elderly and the police. Obviously, this is no longer true. Since my first shock, a jackass bar-mitzvah of sorts, there have been many, many others. Many others. This video, practically a summary of my entire existence, is one of those “many other” shocks. Welcome to my world. —Marf
