jackassworld

“nothing is earl’s scene.”
—dave carnie, when johnny knoxville said the gumball rally wasn’t necessarily earl parker’s scene

“did a lightbulb get stuck in his buttzville?”
—sam, a community member, upon hearing that something happened to greg wolf and he had to go to the hospital

“they broke the mold before they made him.”
—josh lingenfelter, regarding greg wolf and his most recent dislocated shoulder incident

“they made him on god’s day off.”
—seth casriel, regarding greg wolf and his most recent dislocated shoulder incident

“be nice to him, he’s not just wolfie, he’s my wolfie.”
—mrs. wolf, regarding wolfie

“that thing creeps me out. i can’t pee next to it.”
—jonathan shwartz, while peeing in the men’s room stall, about the mumbling elk when it hung above the urinals

“he’s 72 hours sober!”
—shanna zablow, regarding dimitry elyashkevich this past week