jackassworld

“let’s P the T.”
—jeff tremaine, overheard on the phone talking about his upcoming dungeons & dragons for jocks, a/k/a fantasy football, season

“i’m making a new rule: we can’t just call ‘quote’ out whenever i say something.”
—rick kosick

“fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you…”
—josh lingenfelter to kosick, during an argument (they have since made up)

“you look blacker today.”
—shanna zablow to clyde singleton

“that’s almost like watching child pornography.”
—mike g., watching holli’s “awoooooooo!”

“i haven’t seen this many priests in one place outside of a bondage club.”
—mister merlin, commenting on a recent casting session he went to for the part of a priest

“how can someone so nice be so horrible?”
—derek freda, regarding mister merlin

“my wife’s like, ‘what the fuck is your problem, why are you so obsessed with jackass’—oh shit, i just scratched this table! she’s gonna kill me…”
—mr. wine, while opening his prize-winning box from jackassworld on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNybwIslayU

“how can you not love that rape face?!”
—dania, a community member, regarding ehren’s appearance on the purple pony chronicles