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Part Two:

Well, I’d have to say Danger Ehren really lived up to his namesake in this episode of Shanna’s “Purple Pony Chronicles.” In Part 1, Shanna discusses “who” exactly is sitting on the couch with her and what his sexual orientation might be. She then poses solicited queries from the community with Katie! leading the questioning charge, unsurprisingly, and ol’ dirty Deborah pulling a hard, strong second…and third. Shanna slowly gets more and more creeped out by Ehren’s comments, but then gets full-blown disgusted when he reveals his penchant for “pound-fucking” to the Melvins and flagrant use of the “P-word.” In Part 2, Johnny Knoxville saves the day, however momentarily, in his gentlemanly manner. Following a discourse on Steve-O’s famously short intercourse behavior, Ehren succeeds in grossing out both Shanna and Knoxville with his self-proclaimed machine-like stamina, pent-up aggressions, and “monkey town” madness. Knoxville then gracefully bows out to let Shanna get down to the more dirty community questions, like Kirra’s inquiry about girls preferring Ehren’s fake tooth in or out during the act…whatever that act may be. This ultimately leads to a display of the “Danger Rabbit,” which does little more than make everyone in the room queasy and bring a quick end to the show.