jackassworld

The Right Wing biased media is down playing the recent disaster in Southern California. The 5.4 earthquake caused way more damage than what is currently being reported.

“I was about to microwave some pizza,” Dave Carnie said. “But then the earth started shaking and I was like, fuck that.”

Hundreds have died, thousands are injured and missing. Some are just missing. Others are not missing, but they’re injured. Millions are totally tripping out. Especially people that are from somewhere else. Californians are kind of tripping out, but not like people from the East Coast, like Dimitry, who was tripping balls. He was all, “Whoa, I’ve been in a couple of earthquakes, but that’s the first one I ever felt.” It’s going to take a long time to sift through all the stories and tales of what everyone was doing when this disaster struck.

Relief workers seen sifting through the remains of the jackassworld offices.

International aid is pouring in from all over the world. Here Red Cross workers search for the bodies of jackassworld employees.

We finally got to use the jackassworld earth movers we bought. I admit I was one of the people who said we would never need ‘em… I stand corrected.