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This morning Dimitry declared, “We’re like the Marines!” and that we are. Before our General Mananger Derek Freda had even set one militant foot in the office this morning, we’d already had a goddamn bit in the proverbial can. Best of all, it’s an inadvertent reprisal to “Getting With the Program,” featuring Rick Kosick and Dave Carnie in one of the earlier videos posted on this site when it was still in its toddling infancy. For posterity, shits, giggles, and to see how far we’ve grown since then, make sure you re-watch the original prior to viewing this surprise second installment.

On the topic of babies, the jackassworld crew joined Danger Ehren in donning diapers for an hour of drinking, peeing, and other nonsense on this week’s edition of jackassworld live. Viewers were alternately turned on and off, as the boys—well, men—cavorted with infantile glee as they wet their diapers in communal brotherhood and longstanding tradition. If this sounds like your idea of a damn good time or if you’ve ever considered dabbling in the depraved world of adult infantilism, be sure to check out the replay this Sunday.

Earlier this week on jackassworld, members were frustrated to no end by a curious hole in the Flux program that allowed anyone to kick someone else out of any Flux-powered community they belonged to. This glaring mistake was first discovered by accident, but then playfully experimented with by Seth, who repeatedly sent a few of his co-workers to the mythic “cornfield.” Before long, however, the devious genie was out of the bottle and wreaking havoc throughout the community (not to mention Ryan Sheckler’s). By Monday morning, the entire cast and crew section was fluxed up and missing from the site, but the universe was soon patched up with order restored by Tuesday morning. We’d apologize for any inconvenience, but chaos is as much a part of life as life, and jackassworld just wouldn’t be what it is today without this random element at work. That said, don’t be surprised if further chaos is encountered in the coming week or two, as Flux implements a series of long-threatened updates to the community facets of our site. Consider yourselves warned.

As mentioned earlier, Ehren was in the office this week, so Shanna took advantage of his presence and hosted a “Purple Pony” show on Thursday afternoon in “surprise sex” fashion. Lucky visitors who just happened to be on the site at the time were treated to 30 live, cringe-packed minutes with Ehren discussing sex and relationships, as Shanna sat somewhat aghast next to him. Seeing as Johnny Knoxville dropped in to temper Ehren’s abuse of the word “pussy” in front of a lady, look forward to a replay in the near future. We also messed around with rat traps and super glue while Ehren was here, but unfortunately we failed yet again in our attempts at separating him from his half-ass pinky, so it “lives” to see another day.

In the usual weekly posting review and preview process, we were saddened to report the passing of Dottie Barnett—(moment of silence)—but happy to present Roger Alan Wade on a one-time special edition of Knoxville’s “No Bourbon, No Scotch, and No Beer.” In the jackass lost and found department, “Sleep-O’s Banana Wake-Up” and “Sporting Goods Basketball” were both officially inducted into our online video archive, while Ryan Dunn’s “Raccoon Urine” will join up with them in the coming week. In a similar vein to Josh’s banana and my drinking problem, we’ve provided you with a Tourrette’s like moment of editing magic above, featuring Knoxville, which is sure to please in true quickie fashion. Josh would also like everyone to know that a butt-ton of new jackassworld banners and wallpaper images were added to our official “downloads” section, so please act accordingly and post, share, or embed the f’ing shit out of them.

Lastly, don’t forget to tune into the Outlaw country channel on Sirius Radio this Saturday, July 26, at 8:00pm EST, to hear Johnny Knoxville and Roger Alan Wade host their all-new show “Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee.” Wahoooooo!!!