In the further non-elucidations of “Where the fuck did it go and why the fuck wasn’t it on the jackass television show DVD series?” I now present you with “Sporting Goods Basketball,” an idea first conceived by Ehren McGhehey and committed to smart putty video tape somewhere north of Portland, maybe Beaverton, on our first “official” trip up to Oregon in 2000. Beyond that bit of background info, though, there’s really not much else tale-wise to tell. They came, they played, they got kicked the fuck out—much like this bit when it came to putting the DVD volumes together. But here it is now (and forever fucking more) to live online in Internet infamy. Play ball!