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On this day in middle earth history, Seth Casriel slipped out of his mother’s birth canal and most likely criticized the whole experience in general. You know, how it sucks being cooped up in the womb for all that time, violently squeezed out into the light, and putting up with all that blood and uterine jelly goop that comes sliding out along with you—not to mention all that meshugana moaning and kvetching going on. Anyway, it wasn’t until many years later that Seth landed on the doorstep of Dickhouse at the very beginning of Wildboyz, shortly after Chris Pontius and Steve-O returned from their inaugural world travel to the country of South Africa where they jumped in the open waters with a great white shark, partook in the traditional ranger game of buck turd spitting, and accidentally burned down a hotel room (and subsequently “saved” a honeymooning bride and groom), but his very first editing experience involved making viewable magic out of Steve-O making out with a giraffe. Whether he’ll admit to enjoying it or not, Seth has been with us ever since (it’s rather difficult to return to the real world after a prolonged stint of employment under the Dickhouse big top), and, with the advent of this site, transcended his solitary, cave-like editing existence to become a loved, hated, and incorrigible cornerstone of the jackassworld community.