It’s not like we need a reason to celebrate Chris—he’s more lovable and loyal a friend than a slobbery little Labrador puppy—but since it’s his birthday (okay, it was yesterday, but we had some technical difficulties that precluded us from celebrating in a timely manner), what the hell, let’s do it up right with a proper showcase. Here’s a highlights reel chock full of Pontius in all his glory and more (or less) culled from the jackass and Wildboyz libraries by our crotchety little editor Seth. Here’s to you, Chris!