Okay, here we go again with that shy, demure, little wallflower, Eddie Barbanell. We filmed this the same day we filmed the weatherman bit and oh boy am I happy with the way it came out. You see, aside from playing over-sexed weatherman Hauser Bush, Eddie Barbanell is also a classically trained actor. He has performed Shakespeare many times on the stage and will quote passages of Shakespearean dialogue 15 minutes or longer to anyone who will listen. Actually, you don’t even have to WANT to listen. Eddie is going to perform it for you whether you like it or not. Just ask our editor-in-chief Seth Casriel. Ha ha ha… By the way, after a tough negotiation, Eddie has now procured Seth to be his new agent. So please forward any commercial or theatrical requests for Eddie to Seth at jackassworld. Okay then, I have to stop writing now because Eddie is calling on the phone and he gets pissed if it rings more than four times before I answer. What a diva, sheesh. AWOOOOOO!
—Johnny Knoxville