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When I think of parties, I think of beer. Our “Gentleman’s Beer Drinking Club” hockey party is this weekend and there’s going to be lots of beer. It’s a rule. It says so on the card. The owner of the winning Stanley Cup team has to throw a party for the losers “with a keg, and meat, and ice cream, and it better be fun.” No one ever eats the ice cream, but it’s always been fun. And I attribute that to the keg.

Before Steve-O got sober, he would have enjoyed our little hockey party. He probably still would, but the new and improved Steve-O has had to find new ways to party since he went to rehab. His first opportunity to try out his new party style came on his 34th birthday. Instead of slamming a pile of drugs and booze into his face, he took the high road and had a “SKATEBOARD RAGE-O-RAMA!”