jackassworld

Since I’m in a hotel room and my son is asleep, I can’t listen to the replay with audio for fear of waking him up and sending the rest of my relaxing and quiet night into the shitter. So I’ve decided to watch the replay with no audio to see how life would be as a deaf person watching Rick Kosick host jackassworld live. (Watching replay.) Okay, I guess it would’ve been a bit easier if I could read lips, but Kosick is a jolly enough looking muppet that I don’t really miss what he’s saying for the opening part. I then joined him for the art competition review and now realize I have bloody awful posture. Anyway, that segment was all fairly self-explanatory for the hearing impaired, as Kosick and I broke down the finishing results with eye-pleasing visuals. From there Kosick took the show to the commons of our office to play a game of “Pin the Cock on the Cock,” or at least that’s what I think he called it, but a dick’s a dick so who gives a fuck. Even without sound this part is rather pleasing on the eye, especially when you see the husky man in the “Elephant Man” head wrap stumbling around with a big paper penis in one hand while holding his own garbage in the other. Other soundless eye candy includes Greg Wolf dropping to his knees after Kosick stun-gunned him in Buttzville, and of course that parting shot of Jeff Tremaine’s pricked-up face of dicks (which actually reminds me of a real life video scenario shown to me recently by Dimitry Elyashkevich, but more on that later…perhaps).