jackassworld

And so the jackassworld art competition has come to a close. Similar to the late great Spud Man design contest, we all really enjoyed seeing the art entries as they were uploaded to the site each and every day. It was nip and tuck there in the final hours, but when the “thumbs-ups” were all said, done, and clicked, these were the final place holders:

First place goes to Anchy for this olde tyme cut-and-paste job with various members of the jackass cast and crew placed atop some random musical outfit. Bonus points for what appears to be an E.T.-like hand on orchestral director Jeff Tremaine. For top placement, Anchy will be presented with one of Johnny Knoxville’s custom homemade T-shirts.

Second place goes to Ashley. Unlike Gloria’s 90-year-old boobs, this piece never dropped any lower in the contest and held firm at the top. Ashley was also responsible for the loving rendition of Tremaine vomiting out all the messy elements of jackass, as well as the homage to the cult favorite Wolf Den. Incongruously, Ashley will be receiving an original crappy office sketch by Sean Cliver.

Third place goes to Ellen for her sex doll escapade featuring Tremaine and Knoxville in a lover’s embrace. It’s especially nice to see her working out the frustrations of motherhood with her child’s toys. Ellen is now the proud owner of an original Dave Carnie office sketch.

Fourth place goes to Vanessa for her rendition of not-so-sober Josh in his dinosaur outfit. Similar to her sister Ashley, Vanessa had a number of other top-voted entries, including the Zipperhead version of Knoxville, Tremaine as the silverback with a little Dimitry monkey on his back, and Rip Taylor in all his lunatic glory. Vanessa will be receiving the last original office sketch by David Harris, a jackassworld affiliate of ours who gives Ehren a damn good race for the money when it comes to the title of “Who.”

Fifth place goes to Mister Wine for his take on the last temptation of Steve-O. Mister Wine had several other fine pieces, including a mustard incident with Rake, random dreams of Spike Jonze, and a pooey tribute to Brandon Dicamillo. For his efforts, he’ll receive something chosen at random off Wolfie’s desk.

Once again, thanks to all for their participation in this competition. Knoxville is already looking forward to the next contest we throw at you guys…