jackassworld

Hello again, and thank you to those who are taking the time to read this. We got some sweet stuff in the mail this week, and we thank you guys for continuing to write in and send us fun stuff for the office.

This week, I would like to focus on some mailing tips. I’ve mentioned before that we understand that this generation is not as in-tune with physical mail as previous generations, so this post is in the interest of saving you community members a few hard-earned dollars during our current economic climate. I have been around an office environment long enough to have learned the ins and outs of mail. For instance, UPS x-rays their packages. FedEx does not. Why would you or I need such seemingly useless information? I’ll leave that for you to decide. Also, these tips are only aimed at my knowledge of domestic mailing. International Air Mail is not my forte, thus, unfortunately, you are on your own with that.

Lesson 1: The 42 cent US stamp
Good for up to one ounce with a standard size letter. It is NOT enough postage when you send us a 9″ x 12″ manila envelope. They will either send it back to you for more postage, or will charge us the difference when it arrives. Also, square or rigid letters incur an additional charge.

Lesson 2: Postal Express Mail
Can you say RIP-OFF? Please save your money and do not spend $19 to send us one sheet of paper asking to rent Mr. Knoxville for your birthday party. You could have saved $18.58 and sent a regular letter. Even from the far reaches of Maine to the coast of California, it will get there within five days.

Lesson 3: Postal Service Priority Mail
A pretty good option if you are sending something under two pounds. It will arrive most places in two to three days.

Lesson 4: Go UPS Ground
Reliable, trackable, and not as expensive as FedEx. It may take five business days to get from the East Coast to the West Coast, but we can’t, and don’t open, or respond to the mail instantly, so don’t kill yourself to get us something fast. Plus, you can find a UPS counter at any Staples store across the United States.

Lesson 5: NEVER USE Postal Service Media Mail
It might sound appealing, and it definitely is cheap, but be prepared for the post office to sit on your package and not deliver it for up to 30 days. Media Mail is officially considered “Fourth Class Mail,” which is very interesting since I was not aware that a second or third class existed.

I hope this was slightly informative, if not entirely boring. And, what good is that lesson without the address?

jackassworld.com
7510 Sunset Blvd. #600
Hollywood, CA 90046