the purple pony chronicles replay with chris pontius
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Here’s the one that everyone has been waiting for with baited breath and that funny tickle you get in your butt when sexy talk is made. For those who missed out on the live show last week, here’s the recap in brief: the Purple Pony’s usual host, Shanna, was out-of-town attending to Jeff Tremaine’s wanton wants and needs in the field. In lieu of her lovely presence, Chris Pontius was kind enough to step up and fill her sizable bra by fielding questions from the community about the complicated and messier aspects of sex, love, and relationships. This went on for a good 75 minutes or so, after which Seth aptly summed up Chris’s performance by saying, “There wasn’t a dry seat in the house.”
In Part 1, Johnny Knoxville introduced our guest-host, “Chica Fiesta,” who managed to keep viewers on the edge of their seat in giddy anticipation while he applied some finishing touches in the bathroom. Chris then took the chair and came out of the gate hard with the topic of door number two, courtesy of a question from a member who has since altered her identity to protect the innocent. Before long, Chris was reminiscing about his first time having sex, which carried right into an inquiry about giving and receiving.
In Part 2, Chris broached the topic of animals and sex, which inevitably brought up that moment in Argentina when he supped from a cup of horse cum. Then, slowly but surely, Chris was drawn back to the rear port of entry with queries about the “doggy-style” position and back door bragging rights. Returning to the vaginal region, Chris sketched out a very technical diagram of the sex organ in question and talked about how much penis it can take before it goes, “Ouch.”
In Part 3, Chris examined the “myth” of female ejaculation and the wonders of working women who offer “squirt-based” entertainment services. From there it was back to the back, where Chris addressed questions about “tramp stamps” and those embarrassing little farts that escape during sex. To polish off the show, Chris brought in Josh, our website’s designer, to assist in a question or two and look generally uncomfortable right up to the happy finish line.
