
Growing up you always heard that yang about cows jumping over the moon and shit, but who would’ve ever believed it. But, given the fact the promiscuous fork did run off with a slutty spoon to sire the bastard ass spork, I probably should’ve known better. Frankly, we were all still a bit surprised to see this bull take to the skies while filming the opening to jackass number two, but I’ll just chalk this ability up to their purely demonic nature. This one was so evil that while leaping over this garbage container it even managed to kick a hoof down to pop Dave England in the back of the head as he cowered directly below the airborne belly of the passing beast. Simply put, don’t fuck with bulls.