jackassworld

It’s no secret I spend a good deal of time in the community. In fact, I think it’s one of the best tropical fish aquariums that money could buy. Fortunately I didn’t have to pay for it. Anyway, every so often I’ll run across a good community quote or two and add them to the jackassworld “Quotes of the Week” column, but there’s still a good deal I miss. But just the other day, Katie! posted up her own version of this column with quotes culled from her own backyard and interactions in the forum. Not only is it deserving of an honorable mention here on the home page, but it’s also a good excuse to re-run her offensive mother’s drawing in a more exclusive manner.

“yeah, but no one likes to sit by you.”
“why?”
“’cause you’re a bitch.”
—my mother to my dad, on who would be sitting in the front seat next to him on vacation

“don’t kill a puppy, kill cliver.”
—holli, a community member, after I expressed my want to kill a puppy after i missed chris pontius’s purple pony show

“i also found out rats don’t have bladders. isn’t that something? they’re constantly pissing.”
—sam, a community member

“man whores and beer.”
—woman, a community member, when asked what she would spend a million dollars on

“tell them to put my picture back up or i’m leaving. at this point, they can’t afford to lose any more members.”
—my mom, after she found out her picture was banned from jackassworld.com

(illustration by JackySnail; June 2008)