jackassworld

“if that’s not bottom, what is?”
—derek freda, regarding dimitry elyashkevich in the “russian sunset”

“i can’t do that, i’m the face of joplin radio!”
—big ben mccarty, a local joplin, missouri, radio dj, when preston lacy asked him if he would have sex with a female donkey, a/k/a jenny, in a spin on the legendary mexican stage performance known as the “donkey show”

“anything you can do with your penis is great fun.”
—chris pontius, on the purple pony show

“why do men cheat on their girlfriends? because it’s fun! just kidding…”
—chris pontius, on the purple pony show

“there wasn’t a dry seat in the house.”
—seth casriel, following chris’s purple pony show

“i think my cat needs to be attended to after that show!”
—suzi, a jackassworld community member, following chris’s purple pony show

“i got banned before all of these people, then i took over the chat room and contributed to its demise, then i made a new account and was featured on the front page. that was all in one week. so it just shows how new you are, you stupid sack of shit. you will never achieve any such greatness.”
—balsac to the king of jaw, in a random topic on banned community members

“i’m gonna do it. i ain’t afraid. fuck, i wore a diaper in a goddamn movie.”
—rick kosick, after greg wolf expressed some hesitancy on taking his shirt off during the jackassworld live show