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In what has suddenly become “Seth Friday’s” here at jackassworld, we bring you this special video accompaniment to the news. The other day, Seth Casriel did the unthinkable and left his phone lying unattended and forgotten at our designated outdoor meeting spot. Never one to pass a wide-open window of mischievous opportunity, Dimitry Elyashkevich immediately called up Greg Wolf and had him covertly run a videocamera outside. Dimitry then goaded him into scrubbing his undercarriage with the phone before placing it back where Seth had left it. Someone was supposed to film Seth’s reaction to the video, but it never happened and I can only imagine how overjoyed he is at now seeing it here.

Much of today’s surprise celebration of Seth can be traced back to last weekend, when the most prominently placed members on the community homepage finally figured out they were in a strategic position to have a clever spot of fun. So on Saturday, May 31st, they coordinated a cummed-up attack on the community home page with the word “spunk” for a good hour or so before it degenerated into “pusnk” and “kupsn” as their post-count jostled the letters about (the second tier “fanny” attempt never materialized in full). Drunk with power and creativity, they then appropriated several cast and crew photos before being put in their place by a greater power for the greater community good—up until today’s successful operation of subterfuge and mobilization, that is. Way to go, guys. Awooooo!

Earlier this week, Steve-O stopped by the office for the first time since he’d gone into the looney bin way back when. He was in exceptionally good spirits and everyone here was real happy to see him. Steve-O did have an extra-special request for Johnny Knoxville, though, the resulting fulfillment of which will be posted this Sunday—and it’s not to be missed. While he was here, Steve-O also assisted Shanna Zablow on a question posed to her in the “beta” stage of her forthcoming “Purple Pony” column:

Given the choice between a really great blowjob and actual sex, what would a guy choose? —Nyte

Dear Nyte,

I had the opportunity to ask Steve-O your question regarding blowjob or sex. Here is Steve-O himself:

This question is so rhetorical it answers itself. Receiving a blowjob is to having sex what eating is to drinking; one just makes you want to do the other. Keep in mind the last bite of food gets washed down with the last sip from the drink, meaning that the money shot goes down the throat. Love, Steve-O

Incidentally, if you have a question for Shanna that falls along the lines of sex, love, and relationships or any weird combination thereof, we’ve established a new discussion category in the community forum for you to post up in. She will be selecting questions from this category for her new feature, which may just include special guest appearances from Steve-O and Chris Pontius since they have no shortage of words when it comes to love and the act of making it.

In the week ahead we’ve also got a new art contest, another random jackassworld live replay that was momentarily lost in the cornfield, more never-before-seen footage of Steve-O from the early days of jackass, the triumphant return of the “Unicycle Poo Barf” to the jackass library, and all the usual nonsense you’ve come to either love or just plain ponder and dismiss.

Lastly, Knoxville walked into the office this past Monday loudly boasting about his new butt. Disbelief abounded, what with his famously flat and near-concave ass, but sure enough, he has apparently been doing some very specific exercises to enhance this formerly shapeless aspect of his physique and the proof is definitely in the “puddin’” now. If you’re familiar with the LA-based radio station Indie 103.1, Knoxville will be filling in for Steve Jones on “Jonesy’s Jukebox” on Monday, June 9 from 11:30am-2:00pm. No doubt he’ll be promoting his cousin Roger Alan Wade’s tour, which kicks off today in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Here’s the road schedule:

http://community.jackassworld.com/profile/Roger_Alan_Wade

http://www.myspace.com/rogeralanwade

June 6, 2008 – 9:00pm: Mercury Lounge; Tulsa, Oklahoma

June 7, 2008 – 8:00pm: The Blue Note; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

June 9, 2008 – 8:00pm: Parkway Billiards “Bessie Smith Blow-Out” w/ “The Big Ass Happy Family”; Chattanooga, Tennessee

June 20, 2008 – 9:00pm: “Hootin In the Holler Fest” w/ Bob Stagner, Kenny Palmer & The Big Ass Happy Family; Chattanooga, Tennessee

June 21, 2008 – 7:00pm: “Hootin In the Holler Fest” w/ Bob Stagner, Kenny Palmer & The Big Ass Happy Family; Chattanooga, Tennessee

June 21, 2008 – 9:00pm: “Rock-N-Hog Festival” Trenton, Georgia

June 28, 2008 – 4:30pm: Chattanooga Motocross, two big shows @ 4:30 & 8:00 PM; Ringgold, Georgia

July 2, 2008 – 8:00pm: Saxon Pub; Austin, Texas

July 3, 2008 – 8:00pm: The Mean-Eyed Cat w/Lew Card, Russ Bean & Jerry Mynatt; Austin, Texas

July 5, 2008 – 3:00pm: Hootenanny 2008; Orange County, California

July 9, 2008 – 9:00pm: Exit In w/Jerry Mynatt, Matt Kennon & The Big Ass Happy Family; Nashville, Tennessee

September 19, 2008 – 7:00pm: Chattahippie Music Festival; Chattanooga, Tennessee