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It was a landmark day here at jackassworld when, for the first time in eight years, Greg Wolf walked into the office this morning with a shirt no one had ever seen him wear before. Given the near rape incident with him on the jackassworld live show with Preston Lacy, we’re lead to believe this drastic wardrobe change has something to do with having to find a replacement for that enticingly orange long-sleeve shirt of his.

For the frequent and fervent visitor to the site this past week it was a revealing one indeed. Sex is apparently a pretty big thing on the Internet and we logged a record number of questions for the appearance of our resident self-proclaimed expert Shanna Zablow on Wednesday’s jackassworld live show. For anyone that missed this hour of lewd and borderline educational banter (where some very curious and bottom-oriented crew fetishes were inadvertently revealed), do not look forward to a replay as we were out of the cave and broadcasting straight through a laptop camera. So what we gained in quality and ambience we lost in archivability. However, the light at the end of this enjoyably licked tunnel is that there may be a future feature/program in the works with Shanna.

Incidentally, we know you’ve all come to expect jackassworld live each and every Wednesday in a doggedly Pavlovian manner, but we regret to inform you that the fate of the show now hangs in the balance. Apparently, Rick Kosick is rather frustrated with his perpetually flaky guests, not to mention the weekly responsibility of fronting the show, and he was last overheard saying he was “over it” (or at least in a recurring weekly basis). So if you care, show your support on Kosick’s profile. Otherwise you may never see this long-threatened office dance party.

What you will have to look forward to in the week ahead is the next installment of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer” with Dale Watson and Johnny Knoxville. This will indeed post on Saturday, May 31, and be sure to stop by The Wolf Den® after viewing the show to commend Seth Casriel for his week’s worth of work and retina-strain spent blurring booze bottle labels. Sunday, June 1, look for an all-new video filmed with “Sober-O,” where Steve-O performs a series of coordination tests for Jeff Tremaine and Knoxville to assess his current substance-free skill set. We’ll also be adding a new “unseen” Wildboyz clip to the video library, as well as bringing Ehren McGhehey’s “Fast Food Football” back into the viewable jackass world of videos.

News in briefs: We’re proud to relay that Roger Alan Wade’s new CD, Stoned Traveler is currently riding high in the saddle at #17 on the country music charts. Congratulations, Roger. Congratulations as well to Robert Smith of the Cure for sweeping the Spud Man T-Shirt Makin’ Contest. Honorable mentions to Luca England for his amazing entries (and even more amazing attempts at making fake profiles), and Ashley for her hand-drawn effort. A jackassworld road trip into the heart of the Midwest with Preston Lacy, Dave England, Chris Pontius and the crew was on, then it was off, then it was back on, but now it’s almost definitely and officially off again.

Lastly, we just received a big box full of new jackassworld stickers, so if you’ve been holding off on writing into the office here, now’s your chance to reap some stupid rewards (feel free to include some cash money to support our individual habits of choice):

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