revolutionary jackass tape measure
The only reason this thing got made is so that I could be a “frustrated-hand model.” I love the frustrated hands in infomercials. They convey so much expression, so much hatred. It’s not easy to show how you’re feeling with just your hands. It takes a real artist. I was also hoping to make some money off the tape measures, but I’m not sure if we’re really going to be selling those in the store, or if this is just a joke? Well, we have one anyway. I’m taking offers.
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