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Now here’s a rare treat, especially if you’re into seeing grown men pee on one another. This incident took place in Albuquerque, NM, during the Great Steve-O Relocation of 2001, when Trip Taylor and Dimitry Elyashkevich escorted him on his cross-country move from Florida to Los Angeles with assorted filming stops scheduled along the way (other bits that occurred on this road trip included the “Security Guard,” “Crawdad Underpants,” “Sleep-O,” and a couple stillborns—like Dimitry’s steak-eating competition, for one—that just never made it past the rough-cut stage because they were lacking a funny chromosome or two).

If I’m not mistaken, the “Human Urinal” went down outside a bar Steve-O used to frequent when he lived in Albuquerque, hence the friendly faces and eager penises. Unfortunately, it also came along during an overbearing crackdown from a certain corporate conglomerate and it was deemed to be unsound for, I think, occupational sanitary reasons*. I still don’t see what the big fucking deal was, because as everyone can see a piss puck was clearly present and accounted for in the urinal.

* As a few have since pointed out, yes, the “Human Urinal” did take the underground railroad over to a safe harbor on Steve-O’s first DVD release, Don’t Try This At Home.