
Laugh at me all you want, I deserve the heckles. I suck. I suck. I suck. I am well aware of this. And guess what? The sequel is already in the can! Oh shit! Before this I had never memorized a line in my life. I am not an actor—I am a shitter, dammit!
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(photo by Sean Cliver; Portland, OR; 2000)