jackassworld

As part of an entirely haphazard and coincidental theme for the day, I now present you with a macro view of Dave England’s pile o’ poo from jackass number two. Please note this was “take two” on the “Tiny Toilet,” because Dave’s rectum did turn in a wholly unsatisfactory performance the first time around (a botched moment in bathroom history seen in jackass 2.5 during Dave’s scatological monologue on his life as a professional shitter). What’s most funny about these two situations, though, is that they both involved a crew of no less eight people crowded around a dude crapping on the floor in a small, confined space with little ventilation. Typically this is an aberrant behavior/occupation that results in those really dark and creepy videos your friends send you a link to from the Asian bowels of the Internet, but no, not us. We go straight to the big screen with a number one box office opening weekend. What the hell?

(photo by Sean Cliver)