the fart song
Everyone around here thinks the fart song is the greatest thing in the world. But the community has received it in almost complete silence. Which leads me to wonder if anyone even saw/heard it? Since I’m learning that jackass fans aren’t the biggest readers in the world, I’m going to suspect that no one bothered to read my book review of Le Petomane where the fart song was originally buried. “Reading is bad enough, but reading about reading? Fuck off.” No you fuck off. I shouldn’t even be sharing this with you with that attitude. But the fart song is too good to keep hidden. If you’d like to read the full story of how the fart song came to be, go read my goddamn book review. There’s even another fart song in there.
