jackassworld

If you get the sense I was a bit nervous here, you’re right. Not long after I’d downed a highly caffeinated beverage Tremaine informed me I’d be the first one off the blocks to demonstrate “bottle skating,” this thing we used to do in the office with empty water jugs and a plain skateboard deck. The thing is, the office spaces were always carpeted. This floor was rock hard and highly unforgiving cement. Anyway, I didn’t have a choice in the matter. What freaked me out most, though, was that all of a sudden I was thrown the mic and told to “bring us back out of commercial” (or whatever the hell kind of jargon they use for that live television shit). So I nervously fumbled through that and then hit the jugs with legs of jelly before inevitably finding the floor the hard way. Jacked up my pinky finger, too, the same as I’d done on the original jackass segment way back in 2001, although that slam was much better looking in out of control form than this latest one.