big brother magazine – part one
warning
Once upon a time there was a skateboard magazine called Big Brother. It was a very stupid skateboard magazine, but like a newborn babe, it brought light to a universe that was very, very dark. It pooped, and puked and generally just made a big ole mess, just like any ole big dumb baby. But there was something cute and very different about this big, dumb baby, and people enjoyed laughing at it while it do all those stupid, messy things. You know, if you got a little pee on your leg, it was a small price to pay for the entertainment the baby provided you. “Oh, it peed on me! HAHA!”
