big brother magazine – part three
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Jack’s anal birth really fucked up the big dumb baby and the new parents didn’t like their big dumb baby anymore, so they decided to kill it. They thought of plopping it on a stick in the spirit of Vlad the Impaler, but in the end they couldn’t bring themselves to kill the baby. So they took it out to the woods and left it there. “The woods,” here, is a warehouse out in the valley somewhere. Near all the porn studios. Probably in a porn studio, actually. And that’s where the big dumb baby has been resting for the last four years.
Until now.
You may have heard the rumors? Yes, they’re true. We bought the rights to Big Brother and the damn thing is coming back. Right here. Stay tuned for more info. Ye big dumb baby.
