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We have officially reached George A. Romero status within the studio. Bloodshot eyes, shaky hands, stumbling feet—total motherfucking zombies from hell. As you’ve probably noticed, a few of the guys have disappeared here and there for small periods of times or in Steve-O’s case altogether. But if you discerned a certain escalating tone within the context of the hourly updates then you can probably fill in the appropriate blanks. And now I don’t know if I’ve got this right or not, but amid repeats and clips and maybe some other shit, Bam tried to jump ship with only two hours to go. Luckily Dave England was in a place where he could roam, I mean, hobble freely and he forthrightly alerted everyone to the impending situation. Somehow Knoxville talked Bam into staying and plied him with power drinks and small rubber bouncy balls. For those of you who have been lording over the security camera feed, congratulations. You had front row seat for some topnotch shit. Too bad you couldn’t hear it.

(Photo: Sean Cliver)